The Minute Burgundy is a ceramic pot made for cozy and moody interiors, with a drainage hole, which sounds like the kind of thing someone mentions at a dinner party to seem more competent than they are. This 5-inch fits a standard 4-inch nursery pot or a 5-inch plant — a burgundy rubber tree, a rex begonia, something dark-leafed and quietly dramatic. The saucer catches the water so the roots don't rot, which is more than most relationships offer. The glaze is the color of a good red wine at the bottom of the glass, which is not an accident and not something we are going to pretend we didn't notice.